Friday, June 17, 2011

She looks like she could take it


This weeks big celebrity news was Selena Gomez being rushed to the hospital. She was nauseated and sick. So of course, rumors had to fly about her being prego with Justin Beiber's baby. That would be so perfect! Can you imagine how many little girls cried when they thought that Justin may have impregnated Selena. As if it weren't bad enough already that he has a girlfriend - now he has to knock her up!?! There were some major broken hearts that night. They can't really go on 16 and Pregnant, but I am wondering what would go down legally with him being under age! That would have to be one of the funniest celebrity trials ever. I think even better than LiLo's cases of breaking parole and "accidentally" stealing thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars worth of merchandise. At least I think Selena wouldn't be "too delicate" to serve her time in jail like other celebrities...cough cough...Paris Hilton. At least Paris's charges were a whole lot more credible than if statutory rape charges were brought against Selena. It's not like Paris's time - I think it was 3 days she stayed there before becoming too depressed to continue - it's not like she was on a field trip people!!! She was serving a sentence and I don't think she should have been let out because it hasn't done anything to improve her character. Now she thinks it's filthy lies when tabloids say she was caught with weed because she didn't have enough on her to charge her! No you idiot...you still got caught with an illegal substance!

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